Bad Jokes - Appeal for Help!

OK, I need your help! For the Panto we're doing, we need some jokes, but the ones in the script just aren't funny at all. They're non-jokes not bad jokes. I'm sure you've all seen plenty of pantos in your time (voluntarily or otherwise), so you know what sort of things I'm looking for! I'll put some of the best up later! Call and response ones are best... Oh, and poo is good, kids love poo!


[Poll #370996]

My examples:

~What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?
~'Ell-if-i-know!

~Why did the baker have smelly hands?
~He kneaded a poo!

~Why is turtle wax so expensive?
~They've only got small ears!

Feel free to comment if they won't fit in the boxes!