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Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Things are more like they are now than they ever were before."

Bill Tammeus

"Oil prices have fallen lately. We include this news for the benefit of gas stations, which otherwise wouldn't learn of it for six months."

Caskie Stinnett

"A diplomat... is a person who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip."